I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx
If I had a big ol' cigar and much bushier eyebrows, would anyone listen to me or would they just turn up the sound on the set?
I can still feel some rankling around the edges when I recall that my husband, some twenty years ago, bought "me" a new television for Christmas. Ha. As if.
Except, admittedly, for the science shows. I still and will always miss being able to turn to him and say, "Wow. Is that cool or what?"